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A Cynic's Guide to Voting

It should come as no surprise that I am sick of electoral politics. After fairly-heavy involvement in the 2007 referendum on electoral reform, I got pretty burned out. I also got to see the inside of the electoral sausage factory, which turned me off politics even more.

As we all know, I did not work hard enough in 2007, and our campaign to reform our electoral system failed miserably. That means we are stuck with first-past-the-post for the forseeable future, and maybe for the rest of our lives. Elections are still being called, and the elected parties still craft legislation that directly affects our lives. When an election is called, what should we do?

The short answer: I don't know. Here are some options I have been mulling over during this election.

  1. A Cynic's Guide to Voting
    1. Vote with Your Conscience
    2. Support the Best Local Candidate
    3. Vote Using a Strategic Website
    4. Vote for Pork
    5. Reject/Decline Your Ballot
    6. Spoil Your Ballot
    7. Stay Home
    8. Support a Big-Tent Party
    9. Vote Swap
    10. What's a voter to do?
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Vote with Your Conscience

I covered much of this territory in my last entry. We are misled into believing we should vote for the party/candidate that most closely represents our views, even if that is not one of the two main parties.

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Support the Best Local Candidate

Instead of worrying about politics at the federal/provincial party level, you might consider voting for the best local representative. After all, isn't that the way our electoral system is set up? You vote for a local representative who will represent your views in Ottawa/Queens Park?

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Vote Using a Strategic Website

There are a couple of horrible websites that encourage us to fight the Conservative majority by voting for the candidate most likely to unseat the Conservative candidate.

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Vote for Pork

We are told by the Conservative incumbents that if we vote for them then we will have better access to the funders in Ottawa, which means more funding will flow into our riding. For example, Peter Braid's election literature trumpets how much federal money he has brought into the riding.

Presumably, voting for a party that does not support the government means that less funding (aka fewer bribes) flow to your riding

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Reject/Decline Your Ballot

Rejecting your ballot means that you go down to the voting station, take a ballot, and hand it back to the election officer. Some jurisdictions allow you to "decline your ballot", which means the ballot is counted separately from spoiled ballots.

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Spoil Your Ballot

You could eat your ballot or set it on fire, or just write in a candidate you would prefer to see on the ballot, such as Mr T or a LOLcat.

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Stay Home

You could join the large numbers of Canadians who don't bother participating in electoral politics.

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Support a Big-Tent Party

In our riding the big parties are the Conservatives and Liberals. There are a few battlegrounds where the Conservatives battle the NDP or Bloc Quebecois. Why not give in and vote for them?

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Vote Swap

There is a site that advocates pairing up voters from ridings where their preferred parties will not win, but where the preferred party of the partner might. Those two voters then agree to vote for each other's favourite party in the hopes of getting a more favourable outcome overall.

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What's a voter to do?

I don't know what you should do. Surely you were cynical enough to know that I don't have the answer, right?

At this point, I am not wholly decided either. I am considering vote swapping, rejecting my ballot, or supporting a big party.